HP, you motherfuckers.
So there I was, moving VMs off of my main host (DL380 G7, 2x x5690’s, 192GB RDIMM), getting ready to replace the 8x 300GB RAID10 array I’ve been using for a while now with some 1TB disks and SSDs, awesome, right?
So the host was powered down, ready for an upgrade, and being the logical guy I am I decided to do some software upgrades.
I used the latest SPP and ran that through, for some reason I was using a BIOS from 2010? Once that was done I had updated firmware, so I moved onto ESXi. I’ve been running 6.0.0U2 for the longest time and thought this would be the ideal time to upgrade.
I got the HPE official ISO, ran through the upgrade, waited for it to boot annnddd….
After some digging, it would appear this is actually a known issue with most G7 servers (unsure about G6).
It would appear that one driver is causing this in the 6.5 image, “hpe-smx-provider” (650.03.11.00.17-4240417). Installing the standard ESXI 6.5 ISO does allow the server to boot, but is missing a lot of drivers and does not give the pretty all-inclusive system stats that the HPE ISO does.